She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Randomize
