hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I understand Curling. That high.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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