I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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