I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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