just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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