i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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