What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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