i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
