So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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