i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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