what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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