I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I need a burrito and a hug.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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