You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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