Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Terrible idea I love it
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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