Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
