i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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