do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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