this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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