I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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