Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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