Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
