good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Randomize
