There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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