Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
