If that was your dad, he is hot
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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