Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
where are my eyebrows?
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