yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
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