She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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