so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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