Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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