On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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