ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize