I would go down on you faster than GM stock
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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