I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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