even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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