Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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