He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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