I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
This house was built for laser tag.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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