Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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