No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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