Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Everything about him screamed your future.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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