haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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