yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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