I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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