Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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