Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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