Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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