It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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