so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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