i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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