coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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