I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
i now understand why vodka
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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