but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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