There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
how drunk are you?
Several
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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