Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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