So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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